itoilsswords:

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart

vertical-bliss:

omg

quixotickiwi:

Despicable Me 2

#more like despicable me too

dilclo:

my neighbors called my mom and snitched on me for locking my brothers outside lms if u cried

kayy-lynnn:

rejective:

lead-me-to-your-grave:

the-unkindnessofravens:

I was crowd surfing, and I got thrown into a pit full of huge ass guys and instead of stomping me out, one yelled, “girl!” and they all stopped. Two guys came over and picked me up and carried me through the pit to put me back up on top of people on the other side to continue my surf. I dare you to call metalheads pricks.

reblogging for that ^ omfg

THE SAME PRETTY MUCH HAPPENED TO ME. I got pushed into a pit a week ago and I guess my facial expression described how scared I was and some like 6”4 guy just grabbed my arm and looked straight in my eyes and asked me if I wanted to be lifted away and I nodded and he lifted me to crowd surf aw like why can’t I go to school with a ton of “metalhead pricks”

this is amazing

catswithbenefits:

thesickestjokes:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

i just threw up

vgkait:

shutupaubrey:

parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids

I feel like this ask should be a part of this post

riannafinch:

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age

kawaiicornsnake:

if ur happy and u know it send a nude

iconastop:

swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag:

iconastop:

when u wear a snapback

NO

IM SORRY

lepreas:

sudowoodo

macarena-of-time:

conceived-in-the-time-vortex:

macarena-of-time:

ambiguousandshit:

idontunderstandfishingmetaphors:

macarena-of-time:

me sophomore year (age 15) -> junior year (16)

it gets better kids

How did you even

What science is this

Can i count this as the most notes ive gotten on a selfie

Are you really using a reaction image on my selfie

the-yolocaust:

hecko everyone [i cant say hello because it has a bad word in it]